Not Newz II

July 26, 2023–From time to time I tire of “real” news and turn my hand to “Not Newz.” It’s outrageous, obtuse, and yet, increasingly plausible. Camels Return to Texas Hill Country The U.S. Agricultural Research Station has received federal funding to reestablish...

All Words Are Made Up

July 19, 2023– All words are made up. The very purpose of golf is to get good enough to play less of it. We need more respect for bullies. Without bullies, there would be no children’s stories, sit-com plots, or pulp westerns. Why does every other post on a Breaking...

Fishing: A good nap, wasted

July 12, 2023–If golf is a good walk, ruined, then fishing is a good nap, wasted. This won’t make me popular with fisherpeople (not a big deal–the USS Popular has long sailed from that dock), but I simply do not understand the appeal of fishing. You buy costly gear....

Ghostie

June 28, 2023–“Ghostie did it.” My 4-year-old grand has come up with a handy hack for avoiding blame, getting out of boring chores, and explaining mysterious happenings in the house. You see, he has an invisible friend–Ghostie. For someone no one can see, Ghostie is...

Pass the salt

June 21, 2023–You know my biggest fear about getting older? It’s not senility. It’s not immobility. It’s not hair growing out my ears or having a house that smells like mothballs. It’s getting the “repeating disease.” Repeating disease is the tendency to tell the same...

5-4-3-2-1

June 14, 2023–A friend posted that she needed to get her life back on track. She mentioned a strategy called the 5-Second Rule. It involves counting down from 5-4-3-2-1. What’s this? Half a Top Ten list? A Wisconsin Zip Code? Your first AOL password? Amazingly, the...