Cheap things

June 10, 2026–My online shopping strategy is to haphazardly drop individual items into my shopping cart over a matter of weeks until I have enough to qualify for free shipping from this huge site named after a South American river. I am never in a hurry to buy more...

Sliding through life

May 27, 2026–You live life on a continuum. Imagine a giant control panel with sliders. Each slider is a track, representing one facet of your life. For example, in the control room of your existence, there would be separate sliders for athleticism, musicality,...

Bad Reviews

May 27, 2026–Why do we derive such satisfaction from being offended? I’ve come to believe some people find their value in being perpetually, terminally upset. Like when they get only two pickles on their Super Clown Smashburger instead of the advertised three. But it...

First lines

May 20, 2026–“The private car stood alone on a railroad siding bathed in the hot red blood of a desert sunset.” That is the first line of a novel. In 19 words, it sets the scene–the geography (desert), the time (sunset), the location (railroad siding), the status of...

Yes, we have no potatoes

May 13, 2026–I need potatoes. I’m grilling steaks. The meal requires a traditional side dish that is delicious with gravy. You have potatoes. Piles of potatoes. You grow them in your garden, and you have dug up more than your family can eat in a reasonable amount of...