Name That Ranch

April 28, 2021–If you inherited a ranch, what would you name it? This question was recently posed, along with the suggestion it might make an interesting column. It struck close to home, because coming up with names for things is something I’ve spent an inordinate...

Binger

April 21, 2021–I am a binge TV watcher. For someone that hasn’t had broadcast or cable television since 1995, I feel like a hypocrite admitting this addiction. But I’m fairly selective in my choice of shows. I prefer the unimaginable future or the unrecoverable past....

The Long Goodbye

April 14, 2021–Did anyone else grow up with visiting relatives who kept saying good-bye but never left? I put this up on a social media post and was amazed at the response. Everyone seems to have their own family memory of the “long goodbye.” Part of the fascination...

Passion for PVC

April 7, 2021–The need to purchase several sticks of PVC to repair some plumbing after the ice storm reinforced my interest in this magical material. For do-it-ourselfers, PVC ranks on the top shelf alongside rolls of duct tape, bags of zip ties, and lengths of baling...

Bad Advice

Mar 24, 2021–Anyone else exhausted by smarmy advice posted on social media? You can recognize it not only by the shallowness of thought, but by the “flying toasters” backgrounds. The more flowers, clouds, or sunbeams in the image, the more treacly the sentiment. As...

Things in the way

March 17, 2021–One concept the Hill Country Ice-A-Cane reinforced was that things that are always in the way are never there when you need them. The obvious items in short supply during the storm were waterproof gloves, emergency candles, and ice scrapers. I swear I...

Simplified for Seniors

March 10, 2021–New! Simplified for Seniors! That was the screaming message for an offer in my mailbox last week. It upset me. When, I yelled at the sky, did being a senior citizen mean you got stupid? Shouldn’t it be the exact opposite? Shouldn’t the people who have...