More things

Jan 26, 2022–Many of us are reaching the point in life where we need to start shedding possessions. It’s time to clean out closets, barns, and sheds, and offload old clothes, tools, and boxes of Christmas ornaments. But while discussing this with a group of gentlemen...

Novel thoughts

Jan 19, 2022–When I feel stressed about life situations, I use a trick: I imagine I am the main character in a novel. What would I want the protagonist to do next? Silly, but it has some logic. By putting yourself inside your own novel, it places you one step removed...

In brief

Jan 12, 2022–While coming up with a topic for this week’s column, I became discouraged. Here’s why: No one bothers to read anymore. We are all tik-tokked and insta-ed to within an inch of our attention span. A few weeks ago I wrote what I thought was a brilliant...

Assumptions

Jan 5, 2022–Our assumptions are so powerful we defend them fiercely. Even when they are wrong. “Papa… I have a question.” When my 6-year-old grand says this, I know I am ready to have my assumptions challenged. “When we are celebrating Christmas day here, what...

Little things

“The things we see every day are the things we never see at all.” G.K. Chesterton Dec 29 2021–I’ve not always appreciated the “little things” people do for each other every day in the course of doing their jobs. Given the adventures this past year of navigating...

No makeup

Dec 22, 2021–A group of us fuddie-duddies (people born in one of the previous centuries) were discussing the appeal and purpose of tattoos and piercings. Why, we asked rhetorically, do humanoids feel the need to ink their limbs and force metal objects through septa,...

Imaginations

Dec 15, 2021–I recently watched a sci-fi episode that examined the role imagination plays in creating desired outcomes. Specifically, the program described an alien race that observed human behavior by making their imaginations become real. It started with bringing to...

Planar Illusions

Dec 8, 2021–I’m convinced the shortest distant from poverty to plenty is via manipulation of 2-dimensional space. I’ll start with a simple example–pizza. What goes into a pizza? A fistful of dough. A cup of tomato sauce. A sprinkling of grated cheese. Plus assorted...

The Velvet Fog

Dec 1, 2021–I’ve mentioned before my obsession with 1940s radio entertainment. Every night I fall to sleep listening to Edgar Bergen, Burns & Allen, Jack Benny, and The Big Show (Tallulah Bankhead was waaaaaay ahead of her time). Every program featured a musical...

Unpredictable

Nov 24, 2021–When “official” weather predictions are less accurate than some random rodent’s, why do we keep paying attention to them? It seems to me that the accuracy of weather forecasting has plummeted like a barometer in Portland over the past few years. For those...