hepstersNov 27, 2024–Young people today think they are hip.

When we were in high school, we thought we were cool.

But before there was “hip” and “cool,” there was “hep.”

I’m reading a history of the big bands from 1920 to 1960. It’s fascinating how their popularity followed the arc of a Behind The Music segment. Groups of musicians gathered in the Roaring 20s to play popular tunes in local clubs and dance halls. Radio came along with live remotes, bringing bands a nationwide audience. Vinyl recordings were invented and jukeboxes delivered the tunes to the hinterlands. Big bands peaked during and immediately after World War II, dominating the charts and packing new extravagant ballrooms in major cities.

Inevitably, interest dwindled as returning soldiers turned to raising families, ballrooms burned, and TV stars Uncle Miltie and Lucy took over the nation’s attention. Big bands were relegated to playing high school gymnasiums and nostalgia tours.

But there was one relic of the age that still resonates. I came over a clipping of Cab Calloway’s Hepster’s Dictionary from the mid-1930s. Cab Calloway was famous as “The Hi-De-Ho Man,” leading bands on stage, radio, and film. With his trim mustache, zoot suits, signature smile, and riveting stage presence he oozed “hep” before it had a name. Some entries from his Hepster’s Dictionary:

Apple–the big town, the main stem, Harlem

I find it clever that the “main stem” on the Big Apple was Harlem.

Armstrongs–musical notes in the upper register, high trumpet notes

Of course attibuted to Louis Armstrong’s celestial chops.

Barbecue–the girl friend, a beauty

Interesting they used two names for the opposite:

Battle–a very homely girl, a crone

Faust–an ugly girl, a bag

Cat–musician in a swing band

Lay some iron–to tap dance

Lily whites

Not what you think. This is slang for bed sheets. Clean ones, I assume.

Hide-Beater–A drummer

My new nickname.

Icky–one who is not hip, a stupid person, can’t collar the jive

Obviously I am this, as I have no idea what “collar the jive” means.

Black–night

Bright–day

Blip–something very good

Beat up the chops–to have a conversation

For introverts, that is an accurate description of cocktail party chatter.

Dig–It actually had several meanings:

1) meet, as in “I’ll plant you now and dig you later.”

2) look, see, as “Dig the chick on your left duke.”

3) comprehend, understand, as in “Do you dig this jive?” Still in use by beatniks, hippies, and unemployed uncles trying to impress women.

Doss–sleep, as in “I’m a little beat for my doss”

Drape or Dry Goods–a suit of clothes

Final–used as a verb, to leave, to go home. “I finaled to my pad.”

Frisking the Whiskers–woodshedding, practicing the instrument, or “what the cats do when they are warming up for a swing session”

It sounds slightly perverse.

Got your boots on–knowing what it is all about

Jeff–a pest, a bore, an icky

Jelly–anything free, on the house

Icky–one who is non-hip, a stupid person

Igg–to ignore someone

Today it might be akin to “diss.”

Kill Me–show me a good time

Knock–to obtain, “I’m going to knock me some food”

Most of these have gone the way of all slang, as succeeding generations invent new ways to confuse their elders. Yet some terms endured:

Clambake–a jam session

Joint is Jumping–the place is lively

Jive–to kid along, to give someone a line

Kopasetic–absolutely OK

My hep glossary ends at the letter M because A-M is all they reproduced in the book. So, I guess that finals this column.

23 Skiddoo.

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Phil Houseal is an Icky and owner of of Full House PR, www.FullHousePR.com.