Still in Junior High

Feb 17, 2021–Maybe we did learn all we really needed to know in Kindergarten. But we still act like we are in junior high. Men do, anyway. All men over 55 are just 15-year-old boys with bigger bellies. In the intervening 40 years between those ages, any maturity we...

Buy this newspaper

Jan 27, 2021 Thesis: The single best thing one could do to support any local economy is to read, advertise in, and subscribe to the local newspaper. Disclaimer: I have no financial stake in nor have I ever been an employee of this or any newspaper. This past year I’ve...

Pickleball is here

Jan 20, 2021–It’s a serious sport with a silly name. And it’s finally arrived in Fredericksburg. “I couldn’t believe a town like Fredericksburg didn’t have anyone playing pickleball,” said Marcy Guion, a retired teacher and coach who moved here with her husband,...

Why grandparents aren’t parents

Jan 13, 2021–Anyone who spends time with toddlers is reminded of the innocence of childhood, the eternal optimism of the human race, and why everyone eventually stops procreating. Here is the timeline of a recent episode of Papa Babysits: 2:00 p.m.–After a full...

What toys teach us

1/6/2021–It’s now been a couple of weeks since Christmas and a good time to reflect on what all those “educational” toys teach us. Frustration. Slinky How many of us saw those commercials where the sleek slinky coiled spring gracefully navigated stairs and leapt from...

Decisions

Dec 30, 2020–You know what creates anxiety in many of us? It’s not the lack of choices. It’s having too many choices. I first noticed this in myself as a child trying to figure out my future. I would watch a basketball game, and decide I wanted to be Larry Bird. Then...

Tastes Like Christmas

Dec 13, 2020–What is your favorite worst holiday food? Food you are supposed to like because everyone else does, but you don’t, really. Every holiday, we are coerced to eat and drink strangely colored concoctions (green beer?) and alien textured foodstuffs in the...