Minding your business

April 13, 2022–I finally became that guy–the stranger telling a youngster how to run his business. It all started when I tried to buy a ticket to see a show. Even though I knew there was a matinee scheduled, when I went online to get a ticket the day of the event, it...

Good vs Bad

April 6, 2022–I once wrote a song about turning “good things” into “bad things.” Called it “You Sure Done a Good Job, But You Sure Done It Wrong.” [Posted below] But I have gained wisdom. Stealing inspiration from the first chef that burned a pan of fillets and...

Hi My Name Is

Mar 30, 2022–Hello, John Q. Public. And how are you today, Mr. John Doe? Mrs. Smith? Meet Mrs. Jones. What jaded labels. I was reading about Vlad the Impaler the other day, and thought, why don’t we still use names like that? How dramatic! How efficient! In three...

Things I hate

Mar 9, 2022–I’ve been accused of coming across as a curmudgeon in my writing. I thought it would be interesting to examine my peeves and figure out if there was any pattern. So prepare for a spleen purge. I hate puns. They serve no purpose. They distract from the...

Learning without style

Feb 23, 2022–I am a college student again. Proud member of the Senior Audit program at Schreiner University. Dr. Eugene Dowdy bravely accepts adult beginners into his string ensemble class, allowing us to saw away sitting next to serious music students who started...