Future Memories

Mar 8, 2023–I hate old memories; I prefer making new ones while I’m able. What’s wrong with memories? Three things: 1) They are never true. 2) They are embarrassing 3) They don’t help create the future. 1) Memories are never true I was raised in a litter of nine....

Hair hair

Mar 1, 2023–Attending an event recently, I discovered I’d forgotten my phone. So I actually kept my head tilted up and gazed over the crowd seated around me. You know what I noticed? The hair. I was bobbing amidst a sea of white-topped heads. They looked like inverted...

Liars and Listeners

Feb 8, 2023–Some of you people reading this today are liars. Or crooks. How do I know this? Just read the rest of this newspaper. You’ll see local accounts of people defrauding innocent customers, shoplifting, burgling, and scuffling. How can anyone do these things in...